About Andy the Dishwasher

AS A PARANOID COLLEGE DROPOUT, I DISCOVERED THAT WASHING DISHES AFFORDED AMPLE TIME AND A MODEST INCOME TO FORMULATE A SUBTLE PLOT TO UNDERMINE THE AUTHORITARIAN TAKEOVER OF THE AMERICAN MIND WHICH I OBSERVED TO BE SYSTEMIC IN THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER INDUSTRIES, INCLUDING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. HENCE MY PRESENCE HERE.